Ouch. Really? You’re asking me to divulge this one? Well, about four months ago I would have said Pride and Prejudice, but I have since read it for college and enjoy the heck out of it. So I can officially check that one off.
I also can’t say Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov because I’m blunt about that one. I’ve TRIED to read it, but it squicks me out too much and I’m honest about it. No shame in that one.
So I guess maybe…
HUH. I honestly don’t know! I’m scanning my shelves and racking my brain for this one, and I’m not sure! I don’t lie about any of the books I own, and all the ones I read in school or were supposed to have read in school I don’t lie about. I’ve attempted but never finished Sybil by Benjamin Disraeli, and I was honest about that one because it’s the most boring book in the history of books.
I guess maybe I haven’t said I’ve read this one so much as lied about it by omission? People have asked me if I’ve read The Tale of Genji by Murasaki Shikibu, and while I don’t exactly say I have or haven’t, my usual answer is “I own it.” Does that count as pretending to have read it? I swear it’s on my list. Maybe I’ll get to it this summer… but I really do own it! I bought it at Borders before I worked there. That’s how long ago I got it… and how long it’s been sitting on my shelf.
So yeah. The Tale of Genji by Murasaki Shikibu. If you ask me if I’ve read it, I’ll likely answer “I own it.” But no, I haven’t read it.